SuperBrad predicts mass landing 2012-2013

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Permalink Reply by DeusEx on May 4, 2009 at 1:06pm

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Lawrence Tibbins finds himself working closer and closer with Dr. Melanie McGuyver. Her blonde hair covering the glasses while she peers into the microscope. He has needs and only Dr McGuyver can fill the prescription. He takes off his shirt revealing a hairy chest and a slight case of gynecomastia but he's smug. He knows there's not that many men left since the parasites came into town. Melanie looks over, unable to keep her eyes off of the hairy beast in front of her and thinks "oh what the hell. he won't live long enough to find out about the syphilis anyways". She takes off the lab coat revealing a body that would make Fabio shout "I can't believe it's not butter!" Lawrence's legs buckle beneath the girth of Melanie as they make mad monkey love. Lawrence is about to ascend to the 5th dimension when suddenly a parasite emerges from Melanie. It latches on Lawrence's Johnson. To be continued...

ParadigmShift said:

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Lawrence Tibbins discovers that these extraterrestrial parasites are the spawn of Greyshot, which are of a 5th dimensional density, burrowing into a host's root chakra in swarms and manifesting in the 3d realm only as thousands of tender blood-filled inflamations. There is intensity in the air as High level Division H research scientists undertake a campaign with Dr. Lawrence Tibbins to develop a medicinal preparation to rid the citizens of Atlantic City of this ass epidemic, and to take care of Greyshot once and for all. The formula was termed simply: Preparation H.

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Permalink Reply by Ozone on May 5, 2009 at 12:47pm

hahahahahahaha everyone!

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