BESIMI'S ADMIN JOB INTERVIEW

The Besimi job interview

BRAD: So, Besimi, it was brought to my attention that you want to become an admin.

BESIMI: Yes, bra………… :) :) :) That IS CORRECT, my lovely friend……….

BRAD: Very well. Would you be so kind to answer a couple of questions so I can determine whether you’re admin material or not?

BESIMI: I truly resonate with your question, bra :) :) :)

BRAD: Okay then, let’s get this show on the road! First question: Suppose I start yet another online scheme like expressionofsoul in an attempt to make easy money and end up taking it offline when it isn't profitable yet after a week? (after all, that’s how I roll!)

BESIMI: I will immediately stop promoting the site, never mention your umpteenth failure again, and pretend it never existed in the first place, lovely friend : ) : ) : )

BRAD: Outstanding! Next question: what will you do when members start asking me confrontational questions?

BESIMI: Criticizing the creator of SOE is not permitted. Only unconditional love is allowed. Everything that could tarnish your reputation must be removed; everyone who doubts you must be silenced. Of course we will never flat out say this. In the event of someone confronting you, I will first wait for you to reply with standard excuses such as “What I said was only my personal truth, nothing more” and “I never forced anyone…” Then I will step in, state that the problem is now resolved and that there is no need for the post to stay up (not even for future reference when new members have similar questions or doubts). When the original poster objects, I will bend and twist the community rules in a nonsensical and confusing manner to get rid of the posts and/or the original poster. As soon as the incriminating post is deleted and those responsible banned, you can carry on with making videos and posting blogs where you say things like “this is 100% true” and “such and such WILL happen, guaranteed!”
I will never give direct, honest, clear answers to members who express doubt or concern. We are impalpable. :) :) :)

BRAD: Oh my, I believe my teats are stiffening. Let’s continue. What if I criticize others and openly question the validity of THEIR beliefs and personal truths?

BESIMI: You are Brad the Creator and thus allowed to do, say, and claim whatever you so desire.

BRAD: Good! Good! I really resonate with everything you say! I’m lactating here! God, how my bitch tits have grown. Sitting in front of a computer for almost eight months straight has sure put a dent in my once fine physique. I am so glad I hung on to that ten year old photograph to use on several of my profiles. After all, just because I am with Miss Kerry now, doesn’t mean I’ll stop trying to impress more versatile members of the female sex. Anyway, back to the questionnaire. What if a member suffers from a serious disease, refuses to seek medical attention (in all likelihood because it’s often mentioned on our site that doctors cannot be trusted – we allow people to say such things), and asks the community for help?

BESIMI: I realize that such a situation could put you in a tight spot because that person might expect from you to use the healing powers you always claim to possess. Such a situation confronts the community members with a reality they’re trying to run away from. Thankfully, most members will simply ignore the request anyway, but just in case, I’ll create a diversion by quickly posting a couple of new blog entries about chemtrails and the illuminati.

BRAD: But what if the person asking for help mentions that he or she already IS undergoing treatment at the hospital?

BESIMI: In such a case, we needn’t ignore the request. We'll simply tell her we will send him or her healing energy. When the person indeed is cured, we’ll boldly claim it aren’t the hard-working doctors but the SoE community that deserves full credit.

BRAD: Yes! Yes! We’re almost done here, Besimi. What if one of our members turns out to also be a member of our enemy, SoSoE, and starts rattling the cage?

BESIMI: They get banned, that’s what! :) :) :) I guess you could compare it to a member of a vegetarian network who has joined a site for the promotion of meat consumption and actively promotes and supports more meat consumption. That’s how simplistic and black and white it really is!! You’re either with us or against us, to quote another NWO leader - George Bush. You can’t be a member of SoE and SoSoE. We have no use for SoSoE-ers opening an account here and giving us their opinion.

BRAD: Very good! And then what?

BESIMI: Then I’ll open an account at SoSoe and spend as much time as possible giving them my opinion. Hypocrite? Natch!

BRAD: You truly understand what we are all about, Besimi! Final question: being a watchdog and running a fascistic site is a time consuming task. Can we count on you to be here 24/7?

BESIMI: You sure can! :) :) :) Like all SOE admins, I find my domestic life unsatisfying. My kids and wife know better than to bother me :) :) :) They know daddy has no time to work or spend quality time with them…….. being an awakened lightworker who tries to make this world a better place requires sitting on my ass in front of the computer screen every waking moment!

BRAD: Besimi, welcome aboard!