Earthlings, Chiaroscuros and Sfumatos, United to Save the Saviors
I need your help
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Dear everyone,
I hate to do this but I need your help. I asked the cosmos for financial assistance but they have yet to be forthcoming with anonymous checks in my mailbox. Therefore, I turn to you, my earthbound brothers and sisters. Earlier tonight, the creator of this community made me laugh Coca Cola all over my computer screen while goofing around on chat. I hereby ask you to open your hearts and wallets so I can purchase replacement parts.
Those who donate $500 or more shall receive a signed copy of my upcoming e-book "Cat People of Mars and Me: A Memoir of Furry Love and Kitty Litter".
Thank you for your attention.
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Dear everyone,
I hate to do this but I need your help. I asked the cosmos for financial assistance but they have yet to be forthcoming with anonymous checks in my mailbox. Therefore, I turn to you, my earthbound brothers and sisters. Earlier tonight, the creator of this community made me laugh Coca Cola all over my computer screen while goofing around on chat. I hereby ask you to open your hearts and wallets so I can purchase replacement parts.
Those who donate $500 or more shall receive a signed copy of my upcoming e-book "Cat People of Mars and Me: A Memoir of Furry Love and Kitty Litter".
Thank you for your attention.
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8 Comments
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Comment by iDom on February 9, 2009 at 7:53pm -
LOL Ben you're nuts :)
( Dom leaves whistling Georgio Moroder's Cat People )
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Comment by H.R. Pufnstuf on February 9, 2009 at 7:59pm
- I'll donate my middle finger :P
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Comment by LeavingSOE on February 10, 2009 at 1:08pm - Ben, please post your bank account number, routing number, name, and address, and I'll send you a check to replace your monitor.
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Comment by LeavingSOE on February 10, 2009 at 1:10pm
- And please post your paypal username and password so that I can add funds to your account to pay for a faster computer that can handle the "Add Video" function of Ning.
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Comment by LeavingSOE on February 11, 2009 at 4:04pm
- I would like to ask for donations to pay for my rent, because some unnamed members of this site cause me to laugh suspiciously while at my work desk. I fear my job might be in danger. Please make checks payable to...
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Comment by Ben on February 11, 2009 at 4:09pm - I will donate $34,21 for I feel your pain, my brother in light and love. Namaste.
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Comment by crystalclear on February 11, 2009 at 7:54pm
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
you guys are bad!!!
LOVE
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LOL nice troll.