Life On Mars?

Channeling my higher selves, they revealed an extremely rare jewel to me, namely the original version of David Bowie's "Life On Mars".
Astral rumor has it that in order not to cause the end days before schedule, RCA (an ancient Illuminati operating base) required David Bowie to rewrite the song, at the time. As we all know, Bowie was before his time and little did they know, at RCA, that he recorded a demo tape with the original version of the song… What we know as "Life On Mars?" was in fact: "Arcturians On Ventrilo by David Boeing".

I know, you're going, whoaaaaaa… Bullshit! NOT! Here's the lyrics:


It’s a planetary havoc
To the guy with the funky voice
His Clinton is yelling Alloooow
And his Kerry has told him she blows

But his self is nowhere to be seen
Now he walks through his sunken dream
To the lightship high in the skies
And he’s hooked to his YouTube screen

But the film is a saddening bore
For he’s lived it ten times or more
He would channel his higher selves
As the Dark snapped his focus to

Chill pills
Beaming down the heavens
Oh Man!
Look at dopamine flow
It’s the freakiest show
Take a look at the Starman
Ascending the people
Oh man!
Wonder if he’ll ever know
He’s in the worst selling show
Arcturians on Ventrilo

It’s on Canada’s alien hall
That Brad Johnson has grown up menthol
Lightworkers have a struck for fame
‘Cause Blossom’s on sale again
See the Kool-Aid filling the cups
From Australia to Connecticut
Rule Utopia is out of bounds
To my leader, my hogg and gowns
But the cult is a saddening bore
‘Cause I blogged it ten times or more
It’s about to be writ again
As I ask you to focus on

Chill pills
Beaming down the heavens
Oh Man!
Look at dopamine flow
It’s the freakiest show
Take a look at the Starman
Ascending the people
Oh man!
Wonder if he’ll ever know
He’s in the worst selling show
Arcturians on Ventrilo

As you can easily comprehend, it was unthinkable, back then, to possibly disclose such sensitive material to the public. Maybe Obama will?