Earthlings, Chiaroscuros and Sfumatos, United to Save the Saviors

A Message To The Dark Psychic Team

In these times of absolute weirdness, a Light Being delivers a message of Hope and Truth.

MESSAGE:
Hello, dear Dark Psychic Illuminati,

I am Brad’s female higher self, also known as, the bitch is back.

I come in peace to you, my fellow darkworkers, to let you know that we, at the Arcturian Council, have been, just like you, extremely pissed off, at certain episodes happening in astral lately.

We wish to present our sincere apologies for steaming the skies, against your will.

As an intergalactic punishment, it has been decided that, ALL attempts by Brad Jewawan Johnson, at, but not limited to, channeling, teleportation, ascension or astral sex sessions, shall be a TOTAL failure.

Gee! Like I like pies said: Dick!
Dick, dick, dick!

Good news! The queen of Sirian helmet is back, and oh, Baby, that chick is sizz sizz sizzling.

This message, is for information purpose, and we will deny any knowledge of it, after first broadcast.

Know that we love you, and we can’t wait to party with you.

Now…
Hmm… Oh… Breathe.

Love and sticky fingers to you all.

End of transmission.