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Comment by Tab on June 18, 2009 at 9:46am

Yo brad just found a potential partner or soulmate for you: French Canada's own JOJO SAVARD!

Comment by Tab on June 18, 2009 at 7:37am

Also Pies I SWEARTOGOD if he can manage to get off his couch and do some conference we are there with Brad "got astral?" tshirts.

Comment by Tab on June 18, 2009 at 7:34am

The lulz are strong in this picture.

Also so far his advice has been on par with if not worse than that which you'd find in a fortune cookie. Let's try to develop a formula for Brad's psychic advice.

1. BS connection with powers shtick.
2. Stroke his own e-peen. (Brad explaining his connection with Adronis)
3. Stroke the subject's e-peen. (You are a unique snowflake...)
4. Give fortune cookie advice (You have the answer within you, go with that)
5. Stroke his own e-peen again. (Thank you for for talking with this mega powerful super saiyan who has power levels of over 9000)
6. ...

Am I missing any steps here?

Comment by ilikepies on June 18, 2009 at 1:27am

the fact he's already talking shit about wanting to have province wide classes pretty much goes to show his adronis website isn't going as planned, he probably thought he would change some millionaires life with his rehashed shit about how loving yourself gives you super powers and then he'd use the donate button to give brad his entire fortune.

Like I always said, the money making shit comes out eventually, he puts up a shit site for 2 days and talks to daryl anka on a radio call in show and he thinks people will pay him to teach them to channel? Luckily Brad wont eve get this off the ground cause if he'd did he'd find thing would get tougher with people paying him and then realizing his teaching ammounts to "Close your eyes and breath dramatically for awhile then use your imagination to channel and then lie to yourself"

Comment by DeusEx on June 17, 2009 at 11:50pm

*facepalms*

Brad didn't even spend the money to reserve a real conference hall but opted for a free one. He isn't willing to spend a dime but always expects money in return for shit he pulls out of thin air. I know it'll be a no show like the last one.

Comment by james_uk on June 17, 2009 at 11:26pm

Channeling classes? Yes I expect this to go just as well as when Brad advertised his live seminar where it's STILL being advertised here: http://www.ps3-unlimited.com/thehigheryou/

For posterity:
# TheHigherYou.com Founder, Brad Johnson takes you on a 90 minute life-changing presentation!
# Admissions for all events are by donation.
# Click Here to reserve your spot in our next live seminar event taking place as the James Bay Community School (140 Oswego Street - Victoria, BC, Canada) on Sunday, January 11th, 2009 at 4:30pm. Click Here for Directions.
# Or, you can contact Brad Johnson directy by phone at (250) 588-0222 to confirm your reservation at our next event!

"our next live seminar"
There was never a previous live seminar so how the bloody hell can he call it the next one if he never had a previous one to begin with?

Comment by ilikepies on June 17, 2009 at 11:03pm

posted on brads facebook 4hours ago

"Brad Johnson Is considering holding channeling classes British Columbia wide later this summer."

every McDonalds worker has to have a dream... Luckily for Brad he's automatically qualified for everything cause he watches youtube I can't wait till we see advertisements
"Brad Johnson is a qualified professional channeler who is close friends with daryl anka"


Yah good luck with that

Comment by LeavingSOE on June 17, 2009 at 4:31pm

Hi, I'm Brad Johnson: webpreneur, actor, screen writer, director, producer, new age guru, a real celebrity! May I supersize your order today?

Comment by DeusEx on June 17, 2009 at 1:10am

Just checked out the video where this pic was taken and Brad has claimed he is stopping making "SOE videos" for a while to focus on Adronis.org We've seen him do that before when he first tried to launch Adronis, EoS, and the other failsites. Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFffLgmn4cs&feature=player_embedded

If he wants to focus so much on Adronis.org why can't he stop spamming SOE with the videos? Brad's such a fucking user.

Comment by DeusEx on June 16, 2009 at 11:12pm

LOL Pies, I think you're right. I bet he stole that from work :P

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