BJ Poem

BJ Poem


Once upon a time
there was this silly BJ guy
who found out a nicer trick
while his wife
had such a strife
he got himslef an astral dick

Along with many things he came
and he did it with a chick
who was also to blame
'cause she just wanted astral dick

And i say to all of you, lads,
who don't know how to come quick
you just need to find a lass
and an erected astral dick

Nevermind if you have kids
and if your wife is in despair
cheat your wife
up in the astral
you won't find STD's there!

Nevermind if she has daughters
in the lands of faerietale
just for once in your whole life
got to prove you are a male

Or if you're not,
and if you're hot
but wouldn't like a chick
just open up your arse chakra
and find yourself
an astral dick!



2009-02-15
by yOUaREbEINGwATCHED