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BJ Poem

Once upon a time
there was this silly BJ guy
who found out a nicer trick
while his wife
had such a strife
he got himslef an astral dick

Along with many things he came
and he did it with a chick
who was also to blame
'cause she just wanted astral dick

And i say to all of you, lads,
who don't know how to come quick
you just need to find a lass
and an erected astral dick

Nevermind if you have kids
and if your wife is in despair
cheat your wife
up in t… Continue

Posted on February 15, 2009 at 5:11pm — 1 Comment

Astral Fornicators ?

02/08 09:02:56 'Miss Kerry' has joined the chat.
02/08 09:03:14 Miss Kerry: hmmm lol
02/08 09:03:21 Miss Kerry: god damm
02/08 09:03:29 brad: hey you
02/08 09:03:31 brad: lol
02/08 09:03:31 dlbizz: what us lol
02/08 09:03:35 dlbizz: up
02/08 09:03:46 brad: dave was coming huh? lol
02/08 09:03:49 brad: hahahhaah
02/08 09:03:52 Miss Kerry: yer
02/08 09:03:58 brad: Yup I felt that lol
02/08 09:04:15 Miss Kerry: was so into it i didnt even hear him come down lol
02/08 09:04:22 brad: hahahhha
02/08 0… Continue

Posted on February 9, 2009 at 3:55pm — 8 Comments

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dave147doh commented on HLT's blog post 'Astral Fornicators ?'

i just find it funny that kerry went for someone her own age instead of teen!

April 1

ilikepies commented on HLT's blog post 'Astral Fornicators ?'

bump I'm completely unconvinced that that actually was kerrys "ex" husband (like i said must have been a quickie divorce) Now that saviors of earth is completely dead unless you count like besimi and that chick whose all like "OMG I SENT BLOSSOM ...

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ParadigmShift commented on HLT's blog post 'Astral Fornicators ?'

LOL Aradia, was it really necessary to dig this up? =p I know Dave's been around here lately...if he still hasn't come across this chatlog, I hope it remains unknown to him. I mean know he's over it and everything but damn. It takes a true doucheb...

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Aradia commented on HLT's blog post 'Astral Fornicators ?'

O_O WTF.....

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DeusEx commented on HLT's blog post 'BJ Poem'

You win the internets! This was hilarious haha

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BJ Poem Once upon a time there was this silly BJ guy who found out a nicer trick while his wife had such a strife he got himslef an astral dick Along with many things he came and he did it with a chick who was also to blame 'cause she just want...

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