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Brads hilarious press releases

Some more examples of Brads struggles with all his past failures in the form of press releases made in the classic style of "Brad pretending to be some objective reporter interviewing brad Johnson when its really just brad Johnson writing everything"

the dawn of the next great comic book company which has never made a single comic book:

http://www.free-press-release.com/news/200712/1197189975.html

this next ones great "grayshot: the next answer to cloverfield?" I didnt know there was a first answer to cloverfield:

http://www.free-press-release.com/news/200806/1214627916.html

Whats this? for only 3 dollars fans can experience some sort of vague "interactive experience" with a comic book that was never even made, how did this genious business plan NOT get off the ground?:

http://www.free-press-release.com/news/200801/1199738921.html

And finally what I assume to be one last ditch effort to suck every last bone marrow of recognition and potential riches and fame as his fun ride on the coattails of cloverfields viral success comes to an end and he needs to search for something elses coattails to grab on to..maybe some sort of prediction...

http://www.free-press-release.com/news/200804/1209583532.html

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Permalink Reply by DeusEx on February 26, 2009 at 5:29pm: LOL, holy crap nice find with these. You can clearly see how he developed the while viral marketing thing. He probably learned how to channel by doing all the fake interviews and himself :P; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Ben on February 26, 2009 at 6:41pm: http://pxpplanetx.blogspot.com/ LOL; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by ilikepies on February 26, 2009 at 6:55pm: lol, reading Brad Johnson and Visionary in the same sentence makes me wanna puke; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by teddycool on February 26, 2009 at 7:57pm: Interesting! I was trying to find information like this one.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Jesus Cries on February 26, 2009 at 8:03pm: LOL good stuff pies.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by ilikepies on February 26, 2009 at 11:40pm: I just realized in one press release he refers to one of his jobs as "youtube analyst".. what the hell is that, and how many jobs and titles does this guy have hes like some hilariously incompetent con man. Isnt a youtube analyst just someone who watches a lot of youtube

"Governor, a serial killer is broadcasting kills on youtube, the only way we can stop him is if we can analyze the youtube videos to catch him"

"GET ME BRAD JOHNSON!"; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by DeusEx on February 27, 2009 at 12:21am: ROFL!!!

ilikepies said:
I just realized in one press release he refers to one of his jobs as "youtube analyst".. what the hell is that, and how many jobs and titles does this guy have hes like some hilariously incompetent con man. Isnt a youtube analyst just someone who watches a lot of youtube

"Governor, a serial killer is broadcasting kills on youtube, the only way we can stop him is if we can analyze the youtube videos to catch him"

"GET ME BRAD JOHNSON!"; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by LeavingSOE on February 27, 2009 at 12:23am: Pies, you're killing me! My side hurts! LOL!

ilikepies said:
I just realized in one press release he refers to one of his jobs as "youtube analyst".. what the hell is that, and how many jobs and titles does this guy have hes like some hilariously incompetent con man. Isnt a youtube analyst just someone who watches a lot of youtube

"Governor, a serial killer is broadcasting kills on youtube, the only way we can stop him is if we can analyze the youtube videos to catch him"

"GET ME BRAD JOHNSON!"; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Apocolypstick on February 27, 2009 at 12:25am: Ben said:
http://pxpplanetx.blogspot.com/ LOL

LOLOL SOE formorly known as PXP:: QUOTE: a place where you can "Escape Reality" END QUOTE

These things make me lol; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by james_uk on February 27, 2009 at 12:54am: Brilliant find. Yet more proof that Brad was/still is desperate for quick fame and fortune. I had no idea he actually went as far as making fake press releases. :D :D :D; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by LeavingSOE on February 27, 2009 at 1:09am: Hey, Pies. Again, still laughing over this one. Just wanted to let you know I moved this to SOEisms and Bradisms.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by iDom on February 27, 2009 at 1:41am: ROFL Pies, it's normally time I should sleep and I just can't stop laughing! "GET ME BRAD JOHNSON!"

Pies, you're the BEST! Muah!

ilikepies said:
I just realized in one press release he refers to one of his jobs as "youtube analyst".. what the hell is that, and how many jobs and titles does this guy have hes like some hilariously incompetent con man. Isnt a youtube analyst just someone who watches a lot of youtube

"Governor, a serial killer is broadcasting kills on youtube, the only way we can stop him is if we can analyze the youtube videos to catch him"

"GET ME BRAD JOHNSON!"; ▶ Reply to This

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